The nine circles of Hell, my version:
Triple H, George W Bush
Circle I Limbo
Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
John C Murphy
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Bill Gates
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Fat businessmen on trains
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Scientologists, Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Members of the BNP and National Front
Circle VII Burning Sands
People who believe what they read in the Daily Mail
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
John Leslie
Circle IX Frozen in Ice